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Artie Lange was the center of attention on the Howard Stern Show after he recently slept through a wedding and sent a letter of apology to the bride and groom.

In the apology, Artie wrote that he went out drinking Friday night and didn’t get home until Saturday at 7 a.m. He then “passed out” and didn’t wake up until Sunday evening.

“It is now Monday Sept 3rd at 10 PM and it wasn’t until 15 minutes ago that I realized in horror I missed your wedding. Words can’t express how sorry I am, I consider you guys great friends and I’m a wreck about it. I offer nothing that can even be barely recognized as an explanation except to say I am a mess. I’ve actually, believe it or not, done this before. Without a woman in my life to take care of me like an obese, whining, selfish, pompous, pretentious, ass baby, my life becomes a thick forest of bullshit and chaos.”

He also tells the couple they’re probably better off that he didn’t show.

“Believe me your wedding would have been scarred with my miserable, pudgy, barely shaved enormous face hovering over it like a self-absorbed depressed blimp.”

He slept for a day and a half. Would that be considered a coma? 

Artie is 39 years old.

NJ.com

Thursday, September 6th, 2007 at 3:44 am and is filed under Stern, Sirius. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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